But you have a goal. A goal that doen't include you buying a reasonably priced carpet, or sampling the fine Moroccan Pepsi. You have your eyes firmly fixed on a restaurant. You keep your eyes on it as the barrage of offers continues. Some people might come up to you as you walk and try to start conversation. But you ignore them an soldier on.
You reach the restaurant. Mission accomplished. You scan the menu. Everything looks normal and possibly almost average. But then something catches your eye.
Camel Tajine.
All in all, Camels are adorable.
But you try to convince yourself. Maybe this was a particuarly bad camel. Possibly an evil camel. The Hitler of the Camel world. Maybe it deserved to die, having previously expressed anti-semitic views. Or possibly the camel took its own life, having been involved in a heavily publicised insider trading scandal.
Whatever the reason, you feel glad when the tajine arrives.
The meat is light, like a soft beef. It pulls apart easily and melts in your mouth. Very, very nice. Try not to think about the cute camel eyes when you chew on his second-cousin.
I would happily eat it again, although maybe next time I will go for a less adorable animal.

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